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Pulp Captions Round 15 Results

Mister Nizz

Pulp Captions 15 Results

An Extremely Quirky cover from PHANTOM DETECTIVE (June 42 issue) provided fodder for the current Caption Contest.

Note: I realize (now) I didn't post this on the tail end of Round 14's contest. Sorry!

Dave Fox - Claudia had only a split-second to react. "If I dash out of the room right now, nobody will know that it was me who farted !"

Peter Stein - Trevor had forgotten what happened if you got downwind when Claudia was wearing Shania Twain's perfume. *** FIRST PRIZE ***

Gary Christiansen - "Real good guys wear bow-ties, see, the man here is obviously a villain."

"While entertaining thoughts of wearing a mask and bow-tie during such events, Jack Kevorkian makes an early effort at assisted suicide by scaring his patient/victim into self asphyxiation."

Todd Goff - To bashful to chase the girl and to frightened to face the stranger with the gun, Emile brings new meaning to the phrase "choke the chicken".

Peter Card - Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Man? The shade of Dr Christian Barnard! Justice is just a heartbeat away.

Paul Wegner - "AAGH! GACK! The dreaded bukakke gun!" *** THIRD PRIZE ***

Jason Schmidt - "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Karen Spurny - Zorro was a master of disguises, but that Playtex living bra was just too much. *** SECOND PRIZE ***

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