Lace Wars Results, Categories Tonight

A couple of points:

1) Bill Ramsay has been somewhat incapacitated recently as a result of a bad fall. He won't be participating this week.

2) Jason Schmidt is a great big p*ssy has some pressing real life issues and will not be participating this week.

Scores: Quite Granulated, maybe our "hardest round EV-var" according to some. Well, it was meant to be after the "Gimme" World War Two round. Suggestions for a Round 6 would be appreciated, but it can't be too easy. Otherwise, I'm doing War of the Roses.