What a ripoff

We were seriously let down when we visited this pumpkin patch we had read about in the newspaper.



With a name with "pigboy" in it, you kind of expect you'll actually see a mutant man-pig with a big snout and trotters for hands. Imagine our disappointment when we visited to see an entirely normal and boring looking staff. Even the eponymous Willy was just an old guy in overalls. He wasn't even particularly jowly. What a snow job. If you take the time and trouble to come up with a great advertising hook like this, you had damn well BETTER be able to deliver up the pig mutant, as I always say.