From the mystical land of Nippon

I give you my shopping list for Christmas 2005!




The Gifu-Ken Corporation Foot bumbershoots!






The Yokinawa Pooh TOASTER!





The Hashimoto MOP-ONESIE!





The Murasaki Snotrag Chapeau!





The Yoshitoshe Vertical Dozing helmet, with optional advertising micro billboard!


and of course..





The DELUXE Yoshitoshe Vertical Dozer harness, ideal for commuting!!




The Ito "Magnum-san" Full Body Condom, for those times when you can't be sure!


And lastly, but not leastly...





The Miyamoto Corporation's Huggable Monsoon Victim Parts!!


So write this down, kids, I only hint once!

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