12:32 PM
From the mystical land of Nippon
I give you my shopping list for Christmas 2005!
The Gifu-Ken Corporation Foot bumbershoots!
The Yokinawa Pooh TOASTER!
The Hashimoto MOP-ONESIE!
The Murasaki Snotrag Chapeau!
The Yoshitoshe Vertical Dozing helmet, with optional advertising micro billboard!
and of course..
The DELUXE Yoshitoshe Vertical Dozer harness, ideal for commuting!!
The Ito "Magnum-san" Full Body Condom, for those times when you can't be sure!
And lastly, but not leastly...
The Miyamoto Corporation's Huggable Monsoon Victim Parts!!
So write this down, kids, I only hint once!
