CAPTION CONTEST 18

A very steamy cover from ADVENTURE magazine, December 1961 issue generates some of the best PulpCap this editor has seen yet.



The Entries:

Dave Fox - "And the verdict was: Death by Snoo Snoo !"


"In some cultures, lacking a gall bladder is considered a sign of great virility."


Charles Vasey - "Looks like Dave picked the wrong pussies, chuckled the captain."


Pat Osika - The missing Gilligan's Island episode.


Paul Wegner - "Hmm. Getting torn apart by panthers or living with one hundred wives. Can I have a minute to decide?" **** FIRST PLACE!! ****


Jason Schmidt - "Welcome to the real Fantasy Island!"


"For obvious reasons cameras aren't allowed in every part of the Playboy mansion's Grotto."


"In a shocking twist the MILF Hunter suddenly found the tables turned! The hunter was now the hunted."


Peter Stein - "So what is the truth about oversexed women?"


(also Stein) The Yank who Became an Island God


Not another article turning Derek Jeter into a Superman!


T. Johnston - "Hey Mr. Nizz, didn't I tell ya Axe body wash gets ya more women than panther piss."


Robin Grillet - "Even as he was dragged off to his doom, all Biff could do was wonder what had happened to the amazons' nipples."


Dave Townsend - "Punishments on Amazon Isle included sacrifice to their heathen gods, being torn to shreds by wild animals, and the dread titty twister." **** THIRD PLACE!! ****


Kasey Curtiss - "Morrie & Tom discovered the tropical island natives weren't so friendly to tourists after the cruise ship left port."


Gary Christiansen - "Yet another case of feminists being tortured mercilessly by oppressive patriach archtypes."


Karen Spurny - "Jim knew that the dastardly Strategically Placed Necklaces (pat pend.) seller deserved his horrible death." **** SECOND PLACE!! ****


Peter Card - "Jason's nipple ring proved to be his undoing."


James Spurny - "Although reluctant at first, the Captain decided Mormonism wasn't such a bad choice after all. Such are the perils found sailing on the Great Salt Lake."


Mike Reed - "Dear Penthouse Forum....you ain't gonna believe this, but..."


"Gary and Lawrence offended the ladies of Consimworld one too many times..."



Next Week's Caption:

From Thrilling Wonder Stories, August 1941