He'll make you shout IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!

I'm not a prude, but I do try to run a family blog here. I fail sometimes.. I'm only human. So when I saw this item for auction on Ebay, I was sorely tempted to post it as is with no comment. But no, discretion must be my guiding hand today.

Three Guesses what THIS item is?

CTHULHU FHTAGN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Kahuna Matata" from "The Lion King")

[This educational song is a favorite with the kids in Innsmouth,
Massachusetts; and is often performed on special religious
occasions... in this particular case by the cultists Timon
Gilman and Silas "Pumbaa" Waterly, with child Simba Scott
participating.]

TIMON
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Chant it from all the deeps

PUMBAA
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Means our master sleeps

TIMON
And when he wakes up
The whole world's his for keeps

TIMON & PUMBAA
He'll wipe the world free
Of humanity

TIMON
Cthulhu fhtagn!

[Spoken]

SIMBA
Cthulhu fhtagn?

PUMBAA
Yeah, it's our motto.

SIMBA
What's a motto?

TIMON
Amato? One of our brethren in the US Congress! [laughs]

PUMBAA
You know what, kid?
Someday Cthulhu will take away all your problems...

TIMON
That's right! Take Pumbaa for example.

[Song resumes]

TIMON
Why, when he still looked human...

PUMBAA
When I still looked humaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

TIMON
Very nice.

PUMBAA
Thanks!

TIMON
He found that his species lacked a certain appeal
To just clear the whole planet was his whole ideal

PUMBAA
I know that it's evil, not what I oughta
So I left all my friends, moved underwater
And oh, the shame

TIMON
He was ashamed!

PUMBAA
Wondered what was to blame

TIMON
Don't blame it one the rain!

PUMBAA
I moved into the muck

TIMON
How did you feel?

PUMBAA
Went to rituals and...

TIMON
Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

PUMBAA
Oh... Sorry.

TIMON & PUMBAA
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Chant it from all the deeps
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Means our master sleeps

SIMBA
And when he wakes up
The whole world's his for keeps

TIMON
Yeah, sing it, kid!

TIMON & SIMBA
He'll wipe the world free

PUMBAA
Of humanity

ALL
Cthulhu fhtagn!