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DIPLO 2: "Ministry of Silly Walks" Spring 02 Moves

Spring, 1902


Teutonic Terrors! Turkish Trembling!
Steamroller in the Balkans!
Italians on the March!
The French put down snails and unsheath swords!
Gentle Holland under the heel of Perfidious Albion!
And what about those dang Russkies??



Orders for Spring 1902, as submitted:

Austria:
A Budapest - Galicia
F Greece Supports A Serbia
A Serbia - Bulgaria
A Trieste Hold
A Vienna - Bohemia

England:
A Belgium Supports A London - Belgium
F Edinburgh Supports F North Sea
A London - Holland
F North Sea Convoys A London - Holland
F Norway Supports F Sweden - Norway


France:
A Burgundy - Ruhr
A Marseilles Supports A Paris
A Paris - Burgundy
A Portugal - Spain
F Spain(sc) - Mid-Atlantic Ocean

Germany:
A Denmark - Kiel
A Kiel - Ruhr
A Munich Supports A Kiel - Ruhr
F Skagerrak - Denmark


Italy:
F Ionian Sea - Eastern Mediterranean
F Naples - Ionian Sea
A Tunis Hold
A Venice - Tyrolia


Russia:
F Rumania Supports A Serbia
F Sevastopol - Black Sea
F St Petersburg(sc) - Gulf of Bothnia
F Sweden Hold
A Ukraine - Warsaw
A Warsaw - Silesia

Turkey:
F Black Sea Hold
A Bulgaria - Greece
A Constantinople - Bulgaria
F Smyrna - Aegean Sea

Map of Moves Attempted:




Resolution of these orders:


Austria:
A Budapest - Galicia
F Greece Supports A Serbia (*Fails*)
A Serbia - Bulgaria (*Bounce*)
A Trieste Hold
A Vienna - Bohemia


England:
A Belgium Supports A London - Belgium
(*Fails*)
F Edinburgh Supports F North Sea
A London - Holland
F North Sea Convoys A London - Holland
F Norway Supports F Sweden - Norway (*Fails*)


France:
A Burgundy - Ruhr (*Fails*)
A Marseilles Supports A Paris (*Fails*)
A Paris - Burgundy (*Fails*)
A Portugal - Spain
F Spain(sc) - Mid-Atlantic Ocean

Germany:
A Denmark - Kiel
A Kiel - Ruhr
A Munich Supports A Kiel - Ruhr
F Skagerrak - Denmark


Italy:
F Ionian Sea - Eastern Mediterranean
F Naples - Ionian Sea
A Tunis Hold
A Venice - Tyrolia

Russia:
F Rumania Supports A Serbia (*Fails*)
F Sevastopol - Black Sea (*Fails*)
F St Petersburg(sc) - Gulf of Bothnia
F Sweden Hold
A Ukraine - Warsaw
A Warsaw - Silesia

Turkey:
F Black Sea Hold
A Bulgaria - Greece (*Fails*)
A Constantinople - Bulgaria (*Bounce*)
F Smyrna - Aegean Sea

Map of Resolution:



End Map, Going into Fall of 1902




PRESS:
Breaking news from England:

In foreign news today, British forces have occupied Belgium at the request of her government. France and Germany were both rumored to have had their sites on her, but she has joined under the crown for her continued protection, we welcome the Flemish and Walloons to our fold! Increased supplies of chocolate and stockings are already evident on the open market.

On other fronts, Norway has also asked to be brought under the protection of the crown. Apparently there were fears and rumors of occupation via Sweden and Denmark. The people of Norway are now safe, and greater supplies of fish & chips are expected to hit local markets in a matter of days, and yes children, cod liver oil as well.

In further news from Europe, Germany has announced that she intends to subjugate the peoples of Holland. While Britain does not wish to go to war with any of the major powers of Europe, especially Germany, she cannot stand by and see this free nation subjugated by the Huns. Therefore, an army has been sent as a peacekeeping force to the shores of Holland. While this is sure to anger the Germans, the Government wishes to state that this maneuver
is simply a matter of protecting a free and sovereign nation, and not one of aggression against the German people.

In related news, it appears that Holland may not be the only country in Germany’s sites. It would seem that Germany is building armies in the North, ostensibly to attack either Russian or British holdings in the area. As a preventative measure, England has ordered the fleet in Norway to make no aggressive maneuvers, but to offer assistance to the Russian fleet in
Sweden, should she need it. Unfortunately, there was no time to alert the Russian ministries to this measure, it is hoped that the Russian Government will take no offense to England’s offer of support in this instance.


From Rome


Press Release: The Italians would like to announce the liberation ofCypress, and our continued plan to make control of 1-space islandsimportant in the Diplomatic world once again!


From Prague


Negotiation, what's that? We don't need no stinkin' negotiation....


From Saint Petersburg


Press Release: Fuming once again about the Krauts (The Germans and Austrians), the Little Father of All the Russias has retired to his dacha for amuch needed rest.Overwhelmed by the perfidy and confusing diplomacy, he has turned over the issuing of orders to his boyhood friend. Jay Ward.Expecting this to bring more stability to foreign policy, and let himself spend more time with Lionel, his train conductor, the Czar confidently expects peace and stability to reign.


From Paris


No Press received


From the Sublime Porte


No press received