Another Point of Singularity

Yes, it's a real product, one you can find on x-tremegeek.com

Do you long for the days when a phone handset was comfortable, hefty and tough enough to be slammed onto the receiver when being solicited by telemarketers? Our retro handset brings back those good ol' days and looks cool too! In a world of small-and-getting-smaller-cellphones, this retro handset converts your tiny phone into a beefy, comfortable retro phone! 2.5mm jack works with most phones (Motorola, LG, Samsung); not compatible with RAZR or Nokia phones. Cell phone not included.

Unfortunately, it's incompatible with my phone, but I won't have that phone forever, either...