My Sources are Sacrosanct

As related to me by a friend (and attorney)

When I was fresh out of law school, one of my first clients was a gentleman :ahem: from a rural part of the county. This gentleman :ahem: was a notorious scofflaw and recidivist. On this particular occasion, the gentleman :ahem: had been arrested for having unlawful carnal knowledge with a goat.

The arresting police officer presented his evidence to the arraignment judge. The goat was not taken into custody, but a pair of thigh high rubber fishing boots was tagged as state’s evidence. Being a naïve young lawyer, I asked what the boots could have to do with a case of unlawful carnal knowledge of the goat variety. I was informed by the arresting officer that it is common knowledge in certain circles that goats, being of fickle temperament, do not often take kindly to the press of affection. They are wont to flail and kick violently at the affront to their rear. Hence the boots.

One can don said boots, carefully place one hind leg of one’s objet de desire into each boot. The hind legs being immobilized, the romance can now be consummated.

The moral of this story of course is that when engaging in unsafe sex with a goat, always wear you rubbers.

My only query... DID THE GOAT GET OFF?