Ole!

Drey and I went to the Austin Grille for our anniversary last night. We sat at the bar and talked over the appetizer specials and margareuitas (oh, sweet mystery of Romance). We heard a few good ones, most of which sound better under the influence of tequila..

Q: What's the Definition of Endless Love?

A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Q: What's the difference between a woman in the bathtub and a woman in church?

A: The woman in church has Hope in her Soul.

Q: What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some dirty clothes and soap powder.

More as I remember them... Drey actually wrote a few of them down!!