Go, E!

What's Memorial Day without an Elvis Presley impersonater?



of particular note was Elvis' hard-working "scarf distribution gal", show here taking a well-deserved break.



This lucky lady reacts to "getting scarved"..



You lucky thing! And to round things off, the UGLIEST THONG in creation:



It sort of disappeared into the fleshy folds, never to be seen again.. the mind boggles.

For more Elvis pictures, HERE'S THE SLIDESHOW... (Flash required)