Damping down global Tensions...

The recent rioting amongst the Muslim world is a cause for concern, as the central issue (a derogatory cartoon depicting Mohammed as a wielder of terrorist weapons that appeared in a Danish newspaper) pits the the sanctity of the so-called freedom of the Press against the long-standing belief amongst Muslims that the Prophet Mohammed must not be depicted in the flesh.

To do what I can distract the global audience away from this hotbed issue, I present:

EXHIBIT ONE: THE SINGHSONS

Rapidly hiding under the desk, now...