2:22 PM
CONSIMWORLD as a Magic the Gathering game
Mister Nizz
Just like Boardgamegeek, Spielfrieks, and TMP, the major site for board wargaming, Consimworld, has its flameups, flareups, disputes, archtypes, and individuals.
Here are a few of these rendered as an imaginary game of Magic the Gathering.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/bombast.jpg)
You'll never guess who HE's supposed to be..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/disturbig.jpg)
Disturbingly CLOSE TO SOMEONE I KNOW...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/manmountain.jpg)
We know who the Man-Mountain is, surely?
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/hammer.jpg)
Use judiciously!
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/committee.jpg)
We make that hammer work...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/laughing.jpg)
AKA the "Gotcha Monstah"
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/leaving1.jpg)
The Ultimate I told you so.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/bplease.jpg)
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/atitagain.jpg)
Alas, complaining will do you no good...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/heart-sleeve.jpg)
Your constant bickering and whining brings me down...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/obm-inet.jpg)
Not the best forum for communication ever invented by man...
And so it goes. Here are some far better cards made up by Jason Schmidt, the Imp of the Perverse.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Acronym_Attack.jpg)
(you have to have been a BROG veteran to get this one)
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Prolific_Game_Designer.jpg)
It works so well with Acronym Attack
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/ASL_Fanboy.jpg)
I call that one.. the Steadman special...
Of course, there's his close cousin..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/ATS_Fanboy.jpg)
And of course, the legendary..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Monster_WWII_Game.jpg)
(never played it, myself...)
Lately, we've seen this in play a lot..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Yahoo_Group.jpg)
And, unfortunately, all too much of this one:
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Public_Breakdown.jpg)
See what I mean?
Here are a few of these rendered as an imaginary game of Magic the Gathering.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/bombast.jpg)
You'll never guess who HE's supposed to be..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/disturbig.jpg)
Disturbingly CLOSE TO SOMEONE I KNOW...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/manmountain.jpg)
We know who the Man-Mountain is, surely?
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/hammer.jpg)
Use judiciously!
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/committee.jpg)
We make that hammer work...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/laughing.jpg)
AKA the "Gotcha Monstah"
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/leaving1.jpg)
The Ultimate I told you so.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/bplease.jpg)
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/atitagain.jpg)
Alas, complaining will do you no good...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/heart-sleeve.jpg)
Your constant bickering and whining brings me down...
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/obm-inet.jpg)
Not the best forum for communication ever invented by man...
And so it goes. Here are some far better cards made up by Jason Schmidt, the Imp of the Perverse.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Acronym_Attack.jpg)
(you have to have been a BROG veteran to get this one)
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Prolific_Game_Designer.jpg)
It works so well with Acronym Attack
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/ASL_Fanboy.jpg)
I call that one.. the Steadman special...
Of course, there's his close cousin..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/ATS_Fanboy.jpg)
And of course, the legendary..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Monster_WWII_Game.jpg)
(never played it, myself...)
Lately, we've seen this in play a lot..
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Yahoo_Group.jpg)
And, unfortunately, all too much of this one:
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4749/705/320/Public_Breakdown.jpg)
See what I mean?