Another Point of Singularity

When you wear one of these fashion accessories to work, you get questions. I'm working hard on a cool anecdote involving three bikers, a drug deal gone bad, and an exotic prostitute from Belize. Until then, I just tell them the truth.. last week I went to kick boxing, felt great after. By Tuesday, my leg was getting stiff in the knee. By THURSDAY, I couldn't flex the thing and it was agonizing just to sit down. I capitulate and went to the doc. "Holy Crikey, have you got an infection going!" So they hooked me up to I.V.s full of antibiotics, reducing the red streaky-ness on my leg substantially. In the meantime, I'm wearing this to help me walk.. big, dramatic, clunky-looking. It helps.. but I'm getting tired of repeating the same old story.