HoNoToGroABeMo Day Thirty-One: It Is Done
6 years ago
2:28 PM
Hey, kids, let's play SPOT THE MEAT! It's the funnest thing you can do with Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, and Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue!!!
Really!
The challenge: have a confederate hide 7 cans of delicious ARMOUR brand potted meats around the food store and see who can find them the quickest.
Aha! Can 1 found.. whenever I have a can of oh so salty potted meat, I build up a mighty thirst, that only spring water can slake!!!
Can 2, a piece of cake. Everyone knows that when you use your fingers to scoop out your potted meat, you will need to quickly clean them with anti-bacterial liquid soap... or face the consequences of your folly!!!
Can 3, this was devilishly clever... for we all know that stuffed bunnies eat no potted meat. But the pets we buy them for would gladly partake!!
Can 4, harder to find than 3! Since we all think the subject of potted meat is so illuminating, I eventually ended up here.
Can 5, HAH! I spit on your feeble attempt m'sieur. We all know that Napoleon once said that "an army travels on it's stomach.." and what better provender than POTTED MEATS?
Can 6.. really, this provides no difficulty.. Potted Meat may be small, but he requires MAGNUM SIZED protection! Potted meat is a playah!
Can 7.. aha, this was a satanically clever challenge... it was only after I felt the desire for an after dinner apertif and dessert that I discovered.. FROZEN POTTED MEAT!
My score: 7 out of 7, in record time!
Really!
The challenge: have a confederate hide 7 cans of delicious ARMOUR brand potted meats around the food store and see who can find them the quickest.
Aha! Can 1 found.. whenever I have a can of oh so salty potted meat, I build up a mighty thirst, that only spring water can slake!!!
Can 2, a piece of cake. Everyone knows that when you use your fingers to scoop out your potted meat, you will need to quickly clean them with anti-bacterial liquid soap... or face the consequences of your folly!!!
Can 3, this was devilishly clever... for we all know that stuffed bunnies eat no potted meat. But the pets we buy them for would gladly partake!!
Can 4, harder to find than 3! Since we all think the subject of potted meat is so illuminating, I eventually ended up here.
Can 5, HAH! I spit on your feeble attempt m'sieur. We all know that Napoleon once said that "an army travels on it's stomach.." and what better provender than POTTED MEATS?
Can 6.. really, this provides no difficulty.. Potted Meat may be small, but he requires MAGNUM SIZED protection! Potted meat is a playah!
Can 7.. aha, this was a satanically clever challenge... it was only after I felt the desire for an after dinner apertif and dessert that I discovered.. FROZEN POTTED MEAT!
My score: 7 out of 7, in record time!
