Another Point of Singularity

The Freezer sign says "freezer is temporarily out of order" and all the doors are taped... was it an anthrax scare? A raw sewage spill? They weren't forthcoming. Remember, there's ICE CREAM behind those doors, and they're all duct taped shut. What happened, exactly?

How lazy do you have to be, to not figure out MASHED.. FREAKIN'.. POTATOES?????? The Lady Hotspur and I have our own brand name for quick food that anyone can make easily enough.. we call it OYLB (Oh You Lazy Bastard Brand TM)

I don't know why for certain, but this soda kept making me think about cheerleader-themed Internet porn... why is that?

The piece de resistance.... Strange Southern Meats, Vol 1: Potted Variety. There were dozens... from vienna sausages to SPAM to this little gem... whose ingredients include "meat parts"... hmmm. What these pages for a Potted Meat Redux.

A friend of mine, after viewing this pictures, said "Well, I never! You folks sure have a lot of fun at the ol' Winn Dixie, don't you?" It was Food Lion, but I guess he's right.