"Dad... we'll get a website, and you can help me put it together.. and we'll call it LARGE FRIES DOT COM, see?"
"And what will it be about, G.?"
"We'll take pictures of big french fries at McDonald's and Burger King and stuff and measure them with rulers and post the pictures on the website".
"Why?"
"Because it would be really, really neat to see who makes big fries!"
"G, you are a genius..."