HoNoToGroABeMo Day Thirty-One: It Is Done
6 years ago
10:28 AM
Well, it had to happen some time...
Typical LOTR Geekboy fantasies...
" I wanted to see the horse
chick and the elf chick duke it out over Aragorn...
.. then they discovered
they really liked each other..."
"Or the Eowyn/Arwen shower
scene???"
"And..and.. the fight scene
takes place in the mud... or in some sort of Middle Earth
Jello....yeahhhhhhhh"
Fairly typical stuff. isn't it comforting to note that America's softcore porn industry is always there to pick up a challenge?
Enter:
THE LORD OF THE G-STRINGS:
THE FEMALESHIP OF THE STRING
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - most powerful weapon in the land. The G-String was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank
(Paige Richards), and those who possess the slinky and sexy under-garment experience supreme invincibility…and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee (Darian Caine) and Spam (A.J. Khan) - both small of stature but big of erotic appetite. Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide throughout the territory of Diddle Earth, evading the Dorc forces of the evil wizard Sourasse and finding safety only in one another's arms. Along the treacherous
path, Bildo and company also meet up with a fearless fighter - the dethroned Queen Araporn (Barbara Joyce) - who joins their quest to Party-Pooper Volcano, the only place where the G-String can be destroyed. Amidst rampaging desires and female fantasies made flesh, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous creature who desires the G-String and will stop at nothing in his mad quest to have it.J.R.R. Bacchus presents a Terry M. West film, Lord of the G-Strings: Femaleship of the String - an epic erotic adventure pitting good against evil,
small against big, beautiful against ugly and hot against 100% smokin'!LORD OF THE G-STRINGS VHS Edition includes- Uncut Feature Film Presentation
You Knew it had to happen, didn't you? You can't be in the least way SURPRISED...
