2:29 PM

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Snow Days are like magic...

Mister Nizz

Here's the Casa Hotspur and our Snow Pirate, as of last weekend.













































4:29 PM

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Oscar Nominees are out

Mister Nizz

No big surprises except BEST PICTURE and BEST DOCUMENTARY. Where are Fahrenheidt 9/11 and The Passion of the Christ?

It's amazing what I never have a chance to see during the course of a year... most of these are new to me.



ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Don Cheadle - HOTEL RWANDA
Johnny Depp - FINDING NEVERLAND
Leonardo DiCaprio - THE AVIATOR
Clint Eastwood - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Jamie Foxx - RAY

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Alan Alda - THE AVIATOR
Thomas Haden Church - SIDEWAYS
Jamie Foxx - COLLATERAL
Morgan Freeman - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Clive Owen - CLOSER

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Annette Bening - BEING JULIA
Catalina Sandino Moreno - MARIA FULL OF GRACE
Imelda Staunton - VERA DRAKE
Hilary Swank - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Kate Winslet - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Cate Blanchett - THE AVIATOR
Laura Linney - KINSEY
Virginia Madsen - SIDEWAYS
Sophie Okonedo - HOTEL RWANDA
Natalie Portman - CLOSER

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

THE INCREDIBLES
SHARK TALE
SHREK 2

ART DIRECTION

THE AVIATOR
FINDING NEVERLAND
LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT

CINEMATOGRAPHY

THE AVIATOR
HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT

COSTUME DESIGN

THE AVIATOR
FINDING NEVERLAND
LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
RAY
TROY

DIRECTING

THE AVIATOR
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
RAY
SIDEWAYS
VERA DRAKE

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

BORN INTO BROTHELS
THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL
SUPER SIZE ME
TUPAC: RESURRECTION
TWIST OF FAITH

DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT

AUTISM IS A WORLD
THE CHILDREN OF LENINGRADSKY
HARDWOOD
MIGHTY TIMES: THE CHILDREN'S MARCH
SISTER ROSE'S PASSION

FILM EDITING

THE AVIATOR
COLLATERAL
FINDING NEVERLAND
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
RAY

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
THE CHORUS
DOWNFALL
THE SEA INSIDE
YESTERDAY

MAKEUP

LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
THE SEA INSIDE

MUSIC (SCORE)

FINDING NEVERLAND
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
THE VILLAGE

MUSIC (SONG)

"Accidentally In Love" - SHREK 2
"Al Otro Lado Del Río" - THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES
"Believe" - THE POLAR EXPRESS
"Learn To Be Lonely" - THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
"Look To Your Path (Vois Sur Ton Chemin)" - THE CHORUS

BEST PICTURE

THE AVIATOR
FINDING NEVERLAND
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
RAY
SIDEWAYS

SHORT FILM (ANIMATED)

BIRTHDAY BOY
GOPHER BROKE
GUARD DOG
LORENZO
RYAN

SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)

EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY MUST
LITTLE TERRORIST
7:35 IN THE MORNING
TWO CARS, ONE NIGHT
WASP

SOUND EDITING

THE INCREDIBLES
THE POLAR EXPRESS
SPIDER-MAN 2

SOUND MIXING

THE AVIATOR
THE INCREDIBLES
THE POLAR EXPRESS
RAY
SPIDER-MAN 2

VISUAL EFFECTS

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
I, ROBOT
SPIDER-MAN 2

WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)

BEFORE SUNSET
FINDING NEVERLAND
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES
SIDEWAYS

WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)

THE AVIATOR
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
HOTEL RWANDA
THE INCREDIBLES
VERA DRAKE



2:58 PM

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Map of the world

Mister Nizz

I discovered a web service that allows you to put a virtual push-pin into a map when you visit a site. I thought that was a pretty nifty idea, and have implemented it here. If you have a moment, click on that "Place a Pin" button in the top left hand corner, wouldya?

1:41 PM

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Tom's Evil Idea (long)

Mister Nizz

,

Thanks to an online bud (Pudgym, who prefers to remain anonymous) I got turned on to this discussion about peer to peer networking abuse on a great new dirty humor site called UBERSITE.

Link to story


I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.

I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.

Then the Tom got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.

What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?

And this is where the fun begins.


The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.

The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fucks wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."

For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.

I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.

They asked for Grandma.

They got Joan Jett.

At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of shit. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fucking semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.

At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fucking a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?

This could all seem very disturbing. My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fucked up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?

Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.



The link above will take you to Ubersite and the chart of download responses. Pretty hysterical!

10:36 AM

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I like ImageShack tm -- a Chess game

Mister Nizz

I found yet another decent photo hosting service-- IMAGESHACK. It's another upload without logging in site, with surprisngly few bells and whistles. Here's Spawn and myself (young Master G) playing CHESS and POLARIS last night.

Searching for Bobby Fisher!

Young Gar plays a suprisingly aggressive game of chess. Here I am trying to teach him the rudiments of the Philidor defense and the Ruy Lopez.



Spawn knows when he is being patronized and doesn't like me to go easy on him.



We also played PROTEUS, a keeno chess-like game using special dice that promote or demote from PAWN->KNIGHT->BISHOP->ROOK->QUEEN and back down to a PYRAMID. The pyramid stays immobile and gets you no points-- it also stays a Pyramid once you turn it into one. The Pawn is 1, the Knight 3, the Bishop 4, Rook 5 and Queen = 6 points (all if captured.. and you can't capture a Pyramid).



I didn't go easy on Gar, and he took a few pieces, but ended up checkmated. He likes Chess... there's hope!

Steve Jackson Games, the guys who make Proteus and Knightmare Chess, also have a free online chessboard for you to print out and play with.

11:48 AM

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No, You Are Not Having a fever dream

Mister Nizz

I changed the look and feel because my parchment style template was screwing up and not aligning text on the sidebar correctly. This was the only template I could find that works.

H.

9:45 AM

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Patriots Spank the Steelers, 41-27

Mister Nizz

41-27

My prediction last week: "I suspect the Pats will win, but only by very little, like three points"

Egad, bite MY tongue.

That was an amazing game to watch, on both sides. Lots of big, big plays and dramatic down-the-field ball tossing. My, my...

The Pats had a more active defense, to be sure. Weren't the Steelers favored to win? You'd think so... Snicker...

Read: Justin's predictions.. and Lendevours... and these guys...

The great Karnacki (topical reference, topical reference!) opens the envelope and predicts... The Pats all over the Eagles like stink on a Jacksonville pig. McNabb is one HELL of a quarterback but the Eagles didn't even look like they were playing the same game that Brady was playing.

My daughter, btw, is quite put out about the whole thing. Her teacher is from Pittsburgh and gives the class a homework free Monday night if the Steelers win a football game.. you can imagine how happy Annie has been with Pittsburgh's 15-0 record this year.

A nice bit of NFL Spankage today.. but no big surprises for me.

1:43 PM

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The Essen Spiele Report (2004)

Mister Nizz

eagle
eagle,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.
Somewhat dated.

This is Aaron Haag's take on the recent "Spielfest" that takes place annually in Essen, Germany.

I've always wanted to go to this. Maybe some day. Sigh.

Lots of cool "first looks" on early 2005 releases.

5:22 PM

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My shameful addiction to ostrich racing

Mister Nizz

OstrichGent
OstrichGent,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.


Yes, I admit it; I can't help myself. I like to skitter around the track at 20 miles per on the back of giant egg laying flightless birds. I know it is cruel. But when you have that Ostrich-riding monkey on your back, man, you're just not yourself any more. The bird rides YOU, baby, the bird rides YOU.

I'll never be a professional, like THIS GUY, but I like to keep my hand in, so to speak.

Whoops, gotta go. Time to slop the birds again. You won't believe my corn bills.


5:04 PM

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The Front Runner (shirt reprise)

Mister Nizz

grn-crinkles
grn-crinkles,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.
It's either this one, or the red "Sport Swirl", so my loyal viewers tell me. Not that anyone reading this BLOG gives a damn..

Sniff.

I may go with Green. It just works with that revolutionary theme, don't you think?


4:42 PM

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Congrats to W

Mister Nizz

There he Goes!


The Big DubyaI'm not a huge fan of the President.  I think he's a decent chap, but really a good ol boy that's way over his head.  And he's made some bad decisions in the name of vengeance, the Iraq thing being a big one.  Still, I don't think he's evil, or a tool, or the focal point of a vast conspiracy.  So I wished him well today, and he came through.  The Inaugural Ceremony was dignified, short and very classy.   W delivered a good (not great) speech-- the words were well-crafted but he only gets a B from me for delivery.  (More emotion, Mister President!) 


In a larger sense, the Inauguration of George W. Bush is only half of the story.  The other half is what has me (and many others) tuning in every year to watch the thing.  It's pride... pride that we can change our government over, every four years, without bodies in ditches, secret death squads, and people disappearing in the night.  I've been to places like that.  They make you appreciate what you have. 


To W: So congratualations, Mister President, I wish you well for the next four years, because (I hope) that means that I'm wishing the country well. 


Suggestions: remember where you came from, sir.  We're a free country, or like to pretend we are.  Go easy on the right to privacy.  The Patriot Act is NOT a good "tool".  Lots of us view it as a threat to fundamental liberties enjoyed by all citizens.  Even law-abiding people with nothing to hide, like me.  And leave some part of the wilderness for our grandkids to play in, will you?


Last and most important.  You once promised that the United States wouldn't indulge in Nation Building (campaign speech, 2000).  Try to live up to that.  Read your history.  Read about American involvement in the Carribean and Latin America from 1900 to the late 1930s, and what happened afterward.  LEARN.  Note the parallels with Iraq and other places.


Might I suggest a very HARD LOOK at the intelligence community that fed you what you went to war for?


Stay with it.. I think you're a decent person and can become a pretty good president if you work on it.  Don't trust everything you read, now!


H.


1:03 PM

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Vote now, vote ONCE!

Mister Nizz

THE BIG SHIRT DECISION





As you may or may not know, I'm directing a largish gaming convention in the Spring.

I'm now designing the COLD WARS 2005 con tshirt based upon our historical theme, "From Empires to Isms". It's actually a fun task-- I'm using a new vendor this year, Sun Dog productions (if I can get the cost down that is).

Go HERE

Tell me which design you like. Leave a comment, please.

Thanks! This is important, believe it or not. Short fused...




9:44 AM

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JitterChrist

Mister Nizz

JitterChrist
JitterChrist,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.
Garrett's religious artwork. I name it "JitterChrist" in honor of the more infamous Piss Christ by Andres Serrano.

Cuz coffee gives ya the jitters, git it?



9:33 AM

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Stark Trees on a rainy day

Mister Nizz

trees
trees,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.
I was huddling under the canopy at a train station and saw this. It looked intriguing, especially in sepia.

12:36 PM

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Dean Wormer, just for fun. (Flickr!)

Mister Nizz

DWormer
DWormer,
originally uploaded by HOTSPUR.
In my ceaseless quest to find something on the net for free, I've discoverd FLICKR, a photo posting service. Unlike some of the ones I've found lately, Flickr allows permanent storage. I'm sure they have an angle that I haven't found yet, but Like what I see.

9:48 AM

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Dear Abby of wargames

Mister Nizz

I got these in the email over the course of a week (and answered them all, to the best of my ability).









I
have to say, this was one of my favorite games back in high school, and
my brothers and I played it often. We talked over Christmas about playing
again via email, and I stumbled across the Revolt on Antares Cyberboard
page you created. I've heard of Cyberboard before and even have it installed,
but never used it. Can you tell me briefly how it works with a game like
this? Will it actually roll dice, let you draw from a pool of tiles/counters/etc.,
enforce any game rules, and so on? Just trying to gauge how much I would
have to do "outside the PC" to run this game.
I
must be missing something. In setting up the Olympica advanced scenario,
why wouldn't I put the Web Generator at the end of a 4-hex Deep Tunnel,
and pack the tunnel with infantry?Every tunnel hex has to be Close Assaulted
and can only be Close Assaulted once a turn. A Close Assault only has a
1/3 chance to dislodge the enemy (a bit less, actually). The UN will almost
certainly run out of time before they reach the Generator at the end of
the tunnel! Why doesn't everyone do this?
I was thinking about acquiring
the wargame Mantanikau off of Ebay. I downloaded the game rules, but the
rules seem a bit sketchy; there is no explanation of what is to transpire
during game turns. It seems one has to have a main "Tactical Combat
Series" game rules, and games like Mantanikau are just a supplement
to the main rules. Is this correct? If not, why are the rules so vague and
seemingly incomplete?

The question one might ask, though, is where are the designers of these games? How do you support something that's long dead? A community effort? Seems like that's the future.

I'm not complaining about the emails, btw... it's actually quite flattering that anyone would ask my opinion about something I've had nothing to do with publishing or designing.

9:12 AM

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Eulogy for a lost time

Mister Nizz

A Sad Announcement in the POST


WHFS Changes Its Tune to Spanish
Alternative Rock Pioneer Targets Latino Audience
By Teresa Wiltz and Paul Farhi
Washington Post Staff Writers
Thursday, January 13, 2005; Page A01



WHFS-FM, the Washington area radio station that was a pioneering purveyor of alternative rock to generations of young music fans, did a programming U-turn yesterday by ditching the genre for a Spanish-language, pop-music format that transforms it into the largest Spanish-language station on the local dial.

In an instant, the station abandoned the likes of the White Stripes, Green Day and Jet for middle-of-the-road superstars such as Marc Anthony, Juan Luis Guerra and Victor Manuelle.

The switch reflects both changing demographics and a corporate war of attrition involving Washington's two major radio station owners, Infinity Broadcasting, which owns WHFS, and Clear Channel Communications, which owns WHFS's chief competitor, DC-101.

Despite its self-proclaimed "legendary" status, WHFS (at 99.1 on the dial) has long trailed DC-101 in the race to win the ears of rock listeners in the Washington-Baltimore area. At the same time, Spanish-language radio is the fastest-growing format in the country, while alternative rock radio is a withering niche.

At noon yesterday, the station behind the HFStival, a popular annual concert, broadcast the late Jeff Buckley's 1995 hit, "Last Goodbye." And then came something that WHFS listeners hadn't heard before in the station's 36-year history as the arbiter of cutting-edge rock:

"WHFS transmitiendo desde la ciudad capital de America:

"Esta! Es! Tu! Nueva! Radio!"

"Transmitting from America's Capital City: This! Is! Your! New! Radio!"

Lanham-based WHFS is now "El Zol," where they're "siempre de fiesta" -- always partying. (Zol plays off sol, the Spanish word for sun, and is a station brand of the Spanish Broadcasting System Inc. which owns other "Zol" stations.)

Although radio insiders have discussed the likelihood of WHFS changing formats for many months, the switch came as a shock to former employees and fans who grew up listening to the radio station that, since the late 1960s, had gained a reputation as the place to go for new music. Radio stations often switch formats and often without promoting the change in advance.

WHFS was among a handful of stations that developed the album-oriented format: The music was alternative and free-form, featuring such groups as Led Zeppelin, the Who and Yes, but with the occasional bluegrass or other unexpected ditty. Disc jockeys weren't confined to the strictures of a corporate-mandated playlist. They played what they wanted.

Out of this freewheeling approach came the station's music festival, which grew from an offbeat spring event to a nationally recognized bacchanalia that last year drew 65,000 people to RFK Stadium.

"Certainly this will have major ramifications for new music in Washington, D.C.," said Seth Hurwitz, owner of the city's 9:30 club and producer of last year's HFStival, with featured 36 acts. "They were always the forerunner for presenting new music," said Hurwitz, who began his career in 1976 as a disc jockey at the station. "They were a vital fabric of Washington's culture."

WHFS began as a classical music station, then switched to pop music in the early-to-mid-1960s before turning to rock about 1968. The moves were orchestrated by Jake Einstein, who began as an advertising salesman and became one of the station's owners in the mid-1960s.

Einstein's son, Damian, a longtime on-air personality on WHFS, said yesterday that the station's reputation as a maverick programmer began to decline more than a decade ago, at the beginning of a rapid consolidation of ownership in the industry.

"They really weren't interested in the music anymore," said Einstein, who was one of WHFS's best-known personalities and who is now the program director at WRNR-FM, a small alternative rock station in Annapolis. "There really wasn't that much creativity there. Having been there for so long and having done so many things there, of course it's sad. But I guess you gotta do what you gotta do."

Doing what they've got to do includes wooing the Latino radio market, the fastest growing in the business. The audience of Spanish-language stations has grown 37 percent since 1998 and currently accounts for about 9 percent of all listeners. (Some radio experts believe that this understates the actual audience, as it does not take into account the large numbers of undocumented Latinos for whom the radio is a vital source of information.) In 2003, Latin album sales increased 16 percent, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

In the Washington area, the Hispanic population has grown more than 25 percent in the last four years, Infinity says. "El Zol's" playlist is aimed at the region's largely Central American population, featuring Caribbean and Central American dance music, mostly salsa, merengue and bachata.

The station will target radio's "money demographic": Adults ages 25 to 54. Washington has five other radio stations aimed at Spanish speakers: WBZS-FM, WPLC-FM and WKDL-AM, all owned by Mega Broadcasting; WILC-AM, owned by ZGS Broadcasting; and WACA-AM, owned by Entrevision.

Spanish-language radio programs have scored some notable successes in recent years. In New York, "La Mega" (WSKQ-FM) has a morning show that frequently trumps Howard Stern in the quarterly Arbitron ratings, according to Seth Rosen, media director for Reynardus and Moya, a New York-based advertising agency that caters to the Latino market.

The Viacom media conglomerate owns Infinity Broadcasting, which in turn also owns Washington area stations WPGC-FM and AM, WARW-FM and WJFK-FM. Recently, it has been flipping some of its weaker-performing stations across the country to a Spanish-language format, reflecting an industry trend. The switches have been prompted by Infinity's alliance with the Spanish Broadcasting System Inc., the nation's largest Latino-controlled radio broadcasting company. Infinity owns an equity interest in the Florida-based company, which served as a consultant on the WHFS reformatting.

"We did extensive research about the Washington, D.C., market," said Infinity spokeswoman Karen Mateo. "We realized there was a void there for approximately 10 percent of the market."

The switch leaves the futures of WHFS's on-air personalities and other employees in question. Although Infinity has not announced personnel changes, insiders speculate that the station's most popular personalities, the Sports Junkies, will probably be reassigned to WJFK-FM.

No decision has been made about the future of HFStival, Mateo said.

Despite the arrival last year of Lisa Worden, a highly touted programming director, WHFS's progress in the ratings has been slow. The station ranked 20th overall in the most recent Arbitron audience survey, and ninth among its key target audience -- listeners 18 to 34. WHFS's demise as a rock station will likely benefit its chief rival, DC-101, but could also help more pop-oriented music stations such as Z104-FM and Hot 99.5, said Jim Farley, a veteran of Washington radio who is a vice president of WTOP, the all-news station. WTOP's owner, Bonneville International, also owns Z104; Clear Channel owns Hot 99.5, as well as DC-101.

"HFS is an institution around here, but the station has been struggling for a while," said Joe Howard, Washington bureau chief for Radio & Records, a research and analysis firm that also produces an industry magazine.

"I think Infinity saw this as an opportunity to attack an underserved market."

Staff writer Sean Daly contributed to this report.

© 2005 The Washington Post Company


This is truly a time of flux... it seems like all the institutions I grew up with are rapidly falling away.

I peripherally worked in radio (in the Einstein era) and had opportunity to meet with the folks over at HFS many times. In fact, one of the old DJs (Sharree? the distinctivly voiced african american woman) made off with a treasured album of mine, the Shaggs' PHILOSOPHY OF THE WORLD, which I loaned her to play on the air. And she did, many times.

It was that kind of place. The kind of place where a DJ with a speech impediement could have a fair shake (so what if he was the owner's son? He was great!), or a DJ with a high nasel falsetto instead of the phoney-baloney Ryan Seacrest radio voice would become a cult figure (Weasel, now working an oldies station in the area-- if that's not a sure sign of the apocolypse of radio, I don't know what is).

It was that kind of place.

Back when there was a music scene in DC, it was WHFS that fostered it, dutifully tramping out to basement bars to introduce acts or run little music festivals. Stuff that other DJs would turn their noses up at.

We're witnesing another victim of the Clear Channel borg-ification of radio. We won't see their like again.


11:42 AM

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My Son, the Illusionist.

Mister Nizz


Move over, Penn and Teller. There's a new sherrif in town.

4:24 PM

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Heaven could be like a diner

Mister Nizz

Or an IHOP, even.







These will disappear in 30 days. If you don't see an image, let me know and I'll delete this thing.


2:50 PM

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Lewis Pulcipher's latest commentary about games and generations

Mister Nizz

For those of you not in the know, I'm all about games-- little lead men being pushed around, boardgames with pieces and paper, games with cards, games with computers (less so), games played on the Internet, party games played with packs of hysterical drunken people, roleplaying games that challenge the imagination to make a world.

Lewis Pulcipher is a big chicken in the henhouse of my world. He designed a game called BRITANNIA, which is sort of a game like diplomacy but it's about the development of civilization in Great Britain. Not really MY cup of tea, but lots of people like it. I respect him.

In any event, he had lots to say about the boardgaming industry these days, on his website recently. Here are the salient points.

GAMES ARE DIFFERENT THESE DAYS (versus the 'heyday' of the early 1980s, when I was growing up) BECAUSE...

1. Many people who prefer complex games have moved to computer games.
2. People are much more visually oriented than in the early 80s
3. People are much less word-oriented (which is related to being more visual, but not quite the same thing)
4. Young people are much less competent mathematically.
5. Attention spans are much shorter in many young people.
6. Many younger people nowadays appear to do things to "kill time", rather than from any inherent interest in the activity.
7. Many young people simply haven't been exposed to board wargames.
8. The effects of the "cult of the new".
9. Differences between generations (Gen X vs. Baby Boomers, etc.)
10. "age of instant gratification"
11. Boardgames take much more effort to learn how to play (and you need other players, too)
12. Video games we see a movement away from complexity of play.


Comments, copyright 2005 Lewis Pulciper, all rights reserved, from his website.

I agree with a lot of this, but NOT all of it. For one thing, I would not say that kids are less gifted mathematically today. And I grew up in the 80s... there just wasn't that many distractions available to me back then.. the hot video system was ATARI (Pong). The only affordable home PC was the TRS 80, and that was almost entirely text based. There was a lot of video tech available but at a high price (remember when video rental places were big business? We had something called EROLS in my area back then... it was a HUGE force on the local consumer market).

On the gripping hand, there's much here that I WOULD agree with, especially the high degree of nihilism, indifference and 'attitude' I see in the generations that followed mine.

4:46 PM

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Technical Discussion... heh heh

Mister Nizz


This site had me larfing loud and long...
Note Bene: slightly risque' and for adults only (albeit no nudity)



"I have a future""Boys can Wait"


Click on the faces to see the movies... the best reason to go to TV!

(Note: Quick Time *.mov files)

Anyone growing up in a Catholic School environment (or dated a girl who did) will appreciate this...

12:56 PM

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Running Roughshod. You GO, Jon

Mister Nizz

Politically, the only thing Jon Stewart and I agree upon is how bad a job Bush is doing. However, I have to give him his props... he RAVAGED those human scrotebags on CNN's CROSSFIRE, Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson, and those smarmy, grinning, self-congratulating assholes deserve every bit of it. Paradoxically, CNN decided to dump the show shortly thereafter. Is there a connection? DUH! Read on and judge for yourself!

Note Bene, this is very long, but it is hysterical.


(APPLAUSE)

BEGALA: Welcome back to CROSSFIRE.

As both of our loyal viewers, of course, know, our show is about all left vs. white, black vs. white, paper vs. plastic, Red Sox against the Yankees. That's why every day, we have two guests with their own unique perspective on the news. But today, CROSSFIRE is very difficult. We have just one guest.

He's either the funniest smart guy on TV or the smartest funnyman. We'll find out which in a minute. But he's certainly an Emmy Award winner, the host of Comedy Central's "Daily Show" and the co-author of the new mega best-seller "America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction," at your bookstores everywhere.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the CROSSFIRE Jon Stewart.

STEWART: Thank you.

CARLSON: Thank you for joining us.

STEWART: Thank you very much. That was very kind of you to say.

Can I say something very quickly? Why do we have to fight?

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: The two of you? Can't we just -- say something nice about John Kerry right now.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: I like John. I care about John Kerry.

STEWART: And something about President Bush.

BEGALA: He'll be unemployed soon?

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: I failed the test. I'm sorry.

CARLSON: See, I made the effort anyway.

BEGALA: No, actually, I knew Bush in Texas a little bit. And the truth is, he's actually a great guy. He's not a very good president. But he's actually a very good person. I don't think you should have to hate to oppose somebody, but it makes it easier.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Why do you argue, the two of you?

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: I hate to see it.

CARLSON: We enjoy it.

STEWART: Let me ask you a question.

CARLSON: Well, let me ask you a question first.

STEWART: All right.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Is John Kerry -- is John Kerry really the best? I mean, John Kerry has...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Is he the best? I thought Lincoln was good.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Is he the best the Democrats can do?

STEWART: Is he the best the Democrats can do?

CARLSON: Yes, this year of the whole field.

STEWART: I had always thought, in a democracy -- and, again, I don't know -- I've only lived in this country -- that there's a process. They call them primaries.

CARLSON: Right.

STEWART: And they don't always go with the best, but they go with whoever won. So is he the best? According to the process.

CARLSON: Right. But of the nine guys running, who do you think was best. Do you think he was the best, the most impressive?

STEWART: The most impressive?

CARLSON: Yes.

STEWART: I thought Al Sharpton was very impressive.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: I enjoyed his way of speaking.

I think, oftentimes, the person that knows they can't win is allowed to speak the most freely, because, otherwise, shows with titles, such as CROSSFIRE.

BEGALA: CROSSFIRE.

STEWART: Or "HARDBALL" or "I'm Going to Kick Your Ass" or...

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Will jump on it.

In many ways, it's funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: We have noticed.

STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: But in its defense...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Here's just what I wanted to tell you guys.

CARLSON: Yes.

STEWART: Stop.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.

BEGALA: OK. Now

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: And come work for us, because we, as the people...

CARLSON: How do you pay?

STEWART: The people -- not well.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: Better than CNN, I'm sure.

STEWART: But you can sleep at night.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns.

BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too rough on them when they make mistakes.

STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Wait, Jon, let me tell you something valuable that I think we do that I'd like to see you...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Something valuable?

CARLSON: Yes.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: I would like to hear it.

CARLSON: And I'll tell you.

When politicians come on...

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: It's nice to get them to try and answer the question. And in order to do that, we try and ask them pointed questions. I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: ... up on the screen.

STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more than welcome to.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: No, no, no, here's the point.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: If that's your goal.

CARLSON: It's not.

STEWART: I wouldn't aim for us. I'd aim for "Seinfeld." That's a very good show.

CARLSON: Kerry won't come on this show. He will come on your show.

STEWART: Right.

CARLSON: Let me suggest why he wants to come on your show.

STEWART: Well, we have civilized discourse.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Well, here's an example of the civilized discourse.

Here are three of the questions you asked John Kerry.

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: You have a chance to interview the Democratic nominee. You asked him questions such as -- quote -- "How are you holding up? Is it hard not to take the attacks personally?"

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: "Have you ever flip-flopped?" et cetera, et cetera.

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: Didn't you feel like -- you got the chance to interview the guy. Why not ask him a real question, instead of just suck up to him?

STEWART: Yes. "How are you holding up?" is a real suck-up. And I actually giving him a hot stone massage as we were doing it.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: It sounded that way. It did.

STEWART: You know, it's interesting to hear you talk about my responsibility.

CARLSON: I felt the sparks between you.

STEWART: I didn't realize that -- and maybe this explains quite a bit.

CARLSON: No, the opportunity to...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: ... is that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity.

(LAUGHTER)

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: So what I would suggest is, when you talk about you're holding politicians' feet to fire, I think that's disingenuous. I think you're...

CARLSON: "How are you holding up?" I mean, come on.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: No, no, no. But my role isn't, I don't think...

CARLSON: But you can ask him a real question, don't you think, instead of saying...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: I don't think I have to. By the way, I also asked him, "Were you in Cambodia?" But I didn't really care.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Because I don't care, because I think it's stupid.

CARLSON: I can tell.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: But my point is this. If your idea of confronting me is that I don't ask hard-hitting enough news questions, we're in bad shape, fellows. (LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: We're here to love you, not confront you.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: We're here to be nice.

STEWART: No, no, no, but what I'm saying is this. I'm not. I'm here to confront you, because we need help from the media and they're hurting us. And it's -- the idea is...

(APPLAUSE)

(CROSSTALK)

BEGALA: Let me get this straight. If the indictment is -- if the indictment is -- and I have seen you say this -- that...

STEWART: Yes.

BEGALA: And that CROSSFIRE reduces everything, as I said in the intro, to left, right, black, white.

STEWART: Yes.

BEGALA: Well, it's because, see, we're a debate show.

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great.

BEGALA: It's like saying The Weather Channel reduces everything to a storm front.

STEWART: I would love to see a debate show.

BEGALA: We're 30 minutes in a 24-hour day where we have each side on, as best we can get them, and have them fight it out.

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But that's like saying pro wrestling is a show about athletic competition.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Jon, Jon, Jon, I'm sorry. I think you're a good comedian. I think your lectures are boring.

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: Let me ask you a question on the news.

STEWART: Now, this is theater. It's obvious. How old are you?

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: Thirty-five. STEWART: And you wear a bow tie.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

CARLSON: Yes, I do. I do.

STEWART: So this is...

CARLSON: I know. I know. I know. You're a...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: So this is theater.

CARLSON: Now, let me just...

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: Now, come on.

STEWART: Now, listen, I'm not suggesting that you're not a smart guy, because those are not easy to tie.

CARLSON: They're difficult.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: But the thing is that this -- you're doing theater, when you should be doing debate, which would be great.

BEGALA: We do, do...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.

CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you're accusing us of partisan hackery?

STEWART: Absolutely.

CARLSON: You've got to be kidding me. He comes on and you...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: What is wrong with you?

(APPLAUSE) CARLSON: Well, I'm just saying, there's no reason for you -- when you have this marvelous opportunity not to be the guy's butt boy, to go ahead and be his butt boy. Come on. It's embarrassing.

STEWART: I was absolutely his butt boy. I was so far -- you would not believe what he ate two weeks ago.

(LAUGHTER)

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

STEWART: You need to go to one.

The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk...

CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.

STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.

STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.

CARLSON: I can tell you love it.

STEWART: It's so -- oh, it's so painful to watch.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.

CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?

STEWART: Yes, it's someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: I just can't.

CARLSON: What's it like to have dinner with you? It must be excruciating. Do you like lecture people like this or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they're not doing the right thing, that they're missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities? STEWART: If I think they are.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: I wouldn't want to eat with you, man. That's horrible.

STEWART: I know. And you won't. But the thing I want to get to...

BEGALA: We did promise naked pictures of the Supreme Court justices.

CARLSON: Yes, we did. Let's get to those.

(CROSSTALK)

BEGALA: They're in this book, which is a very funny book.

STEWART: Why can't we just talk -- please, I beg of you guys, please.

CARLSON: I think you watch too much CROSSFIRE.

We're going to take a quick break.

STEWART: No, no, no, please.

CARLSON: No, no, hold on. We've got commercials.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Please. Please stop.

CARLSON: Next, Jon Stewart in the "Rapid Fire."

STEWART: Please stop.

CARLSON: Hopefully, he'll be here, we hope, we think.

(APPLAUSE)

CARLSON: And then, did U.S. soldiers refuse an order in Iraq. Wolf Blitzer has the latest on this investigation right after the break.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

WOLF BLITZER, CNN ANCHOR: I'm Wolf Blitzer in Washington.

Coming up at the top of the hour, the Pentagon investigator a report that U.S. soldiers refused to go on a dangerous mission in Iraq. We'll have details. In medical news, the FDA prescribes a strongly worded label on antidepressant drugs. And why some experts think the flu vaccine shortage is a grim warning about U.S. vulnerability to bioterrorism.

All those stories, much more, only minutes away on "WOLF BLITZER REPORTS."

Now back to CROSSFIRE.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

CARLSON: Welcome back to CROSSFIRE.

We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority.

Jon, you're bumming us out. Tell us, what do you think about the Bill O'Reilly vibrator story?

STEWART: I'm sorry. I don't.

CARLSON: Oh, OK.

STEWART: What do you think?

BEGALA: Let me change the subject.

STEWART: Where's your moral outrage on this?

CARLSON: I don't have any.

STEWART: I know.

BEGALA: Which candidate do you suppose would provide you better material?

STEWART: I'm sorry?

BEGALA: Which candidate do you suppose would provide you better material if he won?

STEWART: Mr. T. I think he'd be the funniest. I don't...

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: Don't you have a stake in it that way, as not just a citizen, but as a professional comic?

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Right, which I hold to be much more important than as a citizen.

BEGALA: Well, there you go.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: But who would you provide you better material, do you suppose?

STEWART: I don't really know. That's kind of not how we look at it. We look at, the absurdity of the system provides us the most material. And that is best served by sort of the theater of it all, you know, which, by the way, thank you both, because it's been helpful.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: But, if Kerry gets elected, is it going to -- you have said you're voting for him. You obviously support him. It's clear. Will it be harder for you to mock his administration if he becomes president?

STEWART: No. Why would it be harder?

CARLSON: Because you support...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: The only way it would be harder is if his administration is less absurd than this one. So, in that case, if it's less absurd, then, yes, I think it would be harder.

But, I mean, it would be hard to top this group, quite frankly.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

STEWART: In terms of absurdity and their world matching up to the one that -- you know, it was interesting. President Bush was saying, John Kerry's rhetoric doesn't match his record.

But I've heard President Bush describe his record. His record doesn't match his record.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: So I don't worry about it in that respect.

But let me ask you guys, again, a question, because we talked a little bit about, you're actually doing honest debate and all that. But, after the debates, where do you guys head to right afterwards?

CARLSON: The men's room.

STEWART: Right after that?

BEGALA: Home.

STEWART: Spin alley.

BEGALA: Home.

STEWART: No, spin alley.

BEGALA: What are you talking about? You mean at these debates?

STEWART: Yes. You go to spin alley, the place called spin alley. Now, don't you think that, for people watching at home, that's kind of a drag, that you're literally walking to a place called deception lane?

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: Like, it's spin alley. It's -- don't you see, that's the issue I'm trying to talk to you guys...

BEGALA: No, I actually believe -- I have a lot of friends who work for President Bush. I went to college with some of them.

CARLSON: Neither of us was ever in the spin room, actually.

(BELL RINGING)

BEGALA: No, I did -- I went to do the Larry King show.

They actually believe what they're saying. They want to persuade you. That's what they're trying to do by spinning. But I don't doubt for a minute these people who work for President Bush, who I disagree with on everything, they believe that stuff, Jon. This is not a lie or a deception at all. They believe in him, just like I believe in my guy.

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: I think they believe President Bush would do a better job.

And I believe the Kerry guys believe President Kerry would do a better job. But what I believe is, they're not making honest arguments. So what they're doing is, in their mind, the ends justify the means.

(CROSSTALK)

BEGALA: I don't think so at all.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.

(CROSSTALK)

CARLSON: OK, up next, Jon Stewart goes one on one with his fans...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Now, you're getting into it. I like that.

STEWART: Yes.

CARLSON: OK. We'll be right back.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

BEGALA: Welcome back to CROSSFIRE. We are joined by Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, host of "The Daily Show" and author of No. 1 bestseller, "America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction."

CARLSON: And a ton of fun, I like that too.

BEGALA: Some questions from our audience. Yes sir, what's your name, what's your name?

QUESTION: Hi, my name's David. I'm from Boston.

STEWART: Hi, David.

QUESTION: My question is, what do you think the hump on G.W.'s back during the debate was?

STEWART: Say it again?

QUESTION: What do you think the hump on George's back during the debate was?

STEWART: The hump on his back?

BEGALA: Oh, you're familiar? This is (INAUDIBLE) conspiracy theory. Can I take this one?

STEWART: Yes, please.

BEGALA: It was nothing, his suit was puckering. A lot of people believe he had one of these in his ear. If he was being fed lines by Karl Rove, he would not have been so inarticulate, guys. It's a myth.

(LAUGHTER)

BEGALA: It's not true. There's this huge myth out on the left.

(CROSSTALK)

BEGALA: Yes, ma'am.

QUESTION: Renee (ph) from Texas. Why do you think it's hard or difficult or impossible for politicians to answer a straight, simple question?

STEWART: I don't think it's hard. I just think that nobody holds their feet to the fire to do it. So they don't have to. They get to come on shows that don't...

BEGALA: They're too easy on them.

CARLSON: Yes. Ask them how you hold...

STEWART: Not easy on them...

(CROSSTALK)

BEGALA: ... saying we were too hard on people and too (INAUDIBLE).

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: I think you're - yes.

CARLSON: All right. Jon Stewart, come back soon.

BEGALA: Jon Stewart, good of you to join us. Thank you very much. The book is "America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction."

From the left I am Paul Begala, that's it for CROSSFIRE.

CARLSON: And from the right I'm Tucker Carlson, have a great weekend. See you Monday.

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10:02 AM

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Oh Dear, there you go again-- for shame, dear.

Mister Nizz


I know I should feel cruel about bringing this up. I know it's un-Christian and perverse to dwell on another's downfall with glee, but what the hell, I've always been suceptible to Schadenfreude. Ashlee Simpson, the no-talent prefabbed clown of the equally no-talent prefabbed (but more attractive) clown Jessica Simpson, recently was booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Many of us gloated at the Saturday Night Live gaffe, where she flubbed her lipsynching in a spectacularly embarassing manner. I have to give her some credit for taking another stab at 'live' performance at the Orange Bowl. Not particularly smart, but it took guts to try. The outcome was, again, embarassing. Determined not to lip-synch, the audience was treated to the dulcet tones of Ashlee's unadulterated pipes. 5 minutes into her screeching performance, the audience erupted into loud booing and jeering. Should have stuck with the lip-synch.

Don't take my word for it. See the whole nasty episode here.

Normally, I could give a damn. I could have lived my whole life without ever having Ashlee or her bimbo sibling ever entering my radar scope. I just care that little. As ridiculous as this incident is, it does bring into focus the glaring hypocrisy and chicanery of public consumption of mass-produced entertainment. What happened to having a sense of pride? I remember when people had some sense of shame about mistakes. Remember that great film, QUIZ SHOW (1994)? That was a real story. One of the protaganists, Charles Van Doren, was fed the answers in advance. He was caught. He confessed publically. And we NEVER heard from him again. No tell-all book, no spectacular comeback. Van Doren was humiliated, and he never sought to make a buck from it again. You may not like what he did but he paid the price for it. That was demonstrable integrity. Can you imagine Martha Stewart becoming a recluse when she emerges from prison in a few short months?

Didn't think so. Should we be surprised that Ashlee Simpson can so blithely sail through life telling lies, getting caught, and still hanging around?


12:05 PM

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RIP Kelly Freas

Mister Nizz

Passing of a Giant



Frank Kelly Freas passed away over the weekend. If you're not aware of his contributions to popular culture, then you probably haven't picked up a science fiction paperback book, seen a fantasy/sf movie, or read a sf magazine in a long time. Kelly Freas was one of the most prolific, talented and generous illustrators in modern SF. His work transcended science fiction into the commercial arena many times-- his illustration of a giant robot was the cover of a popular QUEEN album, for instance, and he was a popular magazine illustrator. His lasting contribution, however, will be as a cover artist for the classic pulp style science fiction and fantasy magazines, some of which are still around today (Analog, Asimovs, etc.).

Freas' citation in the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction:

Frank Kelly Freas is universally recognized as one of the most prolific and popular science fiction and fantasy artists in the world. His distinguished career spans fifty years from painting covers for Astounding Science Fiction and Planet Stories in the 1950's, to visualizing the most current concepts in science fiction illustration, gaming, and motion picture concepts, as evidenced by his winning the readers' poll award from Analog Magazine for Best Cover of the Year in 1991, two Chesley Awards [1990 and 1997] and the Writers of the Future Lifetime Achievement Award in 1999. In 2000 Freas was elected a Fellow of the International Association of Astronomical Artists.

Over the years, Freas' art has graced the covers of hundreds of science fiction books and magazines, including works by Poul Anderson, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Heinlein, Dean R. Koontz, Ursula K. LeGuin, Frederik Pohl, A.E. Van Vogt, etc. He also contributed covers to MAD Magazine from 1955 to 1962, as well as numerous other commercial illustrations, such as the record jacket for Queen's best-selling album, News of the world, and the cover of the 1992 Star Trek Annual for DC Comics. An official NASA artist, Freas' space posters hang in the Smithsonian Museum in Washington. He was also commissioned by the Skylab I astronauts to design their crew patch.

Dubbed the "most popular sf artist in the history of the field" by the respected Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, Freas is the first artist to have won ten Hugo Awards, the highest recognition granted to a science fiction artist, having been nominated an all-time record of twenty times. He has also won numerous other genre awards, including the NATTS's Hall of Fame in 1991. In 1994, Starlog Magazine included him in their prestigious list of The 200 Most Important People in Science Fiction and Fantasy.

Freas' original paintings hang in museums, universities, and private collections. His work has been the subject of three best-selling collections: The Astounding Fifties, Frank Kelly Freas: The Art of Science Fiction, and Frank Kelly Freas: A Separate Star. No other artist in science fiction has consistently matched his astounding record. His smooth and luminous images, amiable aliens and sexy women, have become part of today's science fiction landscape


As for me, I met Kelly Freas at a DISCLAVE convention back in the mid-80s. He was quirky, funny, incredibly energetic, and extremely accessible. I can't claim to have known him personally other than having been amused to meet the guy who had been drawing all the great cover illos of WIERD TALES over the years. Still, I'll miss him, like I miss all connections with the past. A true gent who will be not easily be replaced.
The Frank Kelly Freas website

9:38 AM

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Playing around with the new Toy Camera

Mister Nizz

Not really a toy in the toy cam sense (I will link to a toy camera blog, shortly, you will see!). But I'm really digging the little digital camera in the back of my Palm Zire 72. Here's a few shots I got recently...

Garrett (Spawn) gets a haircut in the kitchen



Cranes in the mist



The Lady Hotspur in Rennaissance Fair Gear



All taken with a handheld Palm Zire 72 "James Bond" camera, handheld and on the fly.

I took the pictures of the cranes on the way to work today. They looked like giant robots flailing about in the mist. Cool...


12:59 PM

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Christmas and NY's at HOTSPURs

Mister Nizz

Might as well post the last piccies on my VillagePhoto account.

Here's Gar (spawn of Hotspur) and Drey (the Lady Hotspur) lounging.



The Dawgs of Hotspur are exhausted by their guarding the Casa of Hotspur duties.



Anne, the daughter of Hotspur, dramatically trims the tree



Spawn and Annie bask in the loot... Santy has come!



More orgy of materialism in progress...




12:42 PM

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The VillagePhotos experiment is over. Long live the new king

Mister Nizz

I discovered you need to give them money if you want to host more than a certain limit of files. Sigh.

On the other hand, I've found three replacments.

SaveFile - This website offers free hosting of images, docs, zips, music, video, and other file types (hotlinking allowed) - can be used for eBay auction pics, signatures, etc. No signup is required

Limitations: Max file size 1024 KB (1MB); File types allowed: txt, jpg, gif, bmp, png, swf (Flash), arj, zip, ace, exe, txt, nfo, txt, doc, mp3, wav, xls, pdf (Adobe Acrobat files).

(note... they have a high bandwidth option that isn't instantaneous.. you request this with a form and they get back to you. Something like 1GB online, for free!)


BestUpload - No signup is required at "Best Upload". They offer free webhosting for images, music, documents, Flash, compressed files, and other file types. Hotlinking allowed (can be used for messageboard signatures, ebay auction pics, photos at websites, etc.).

Limitations: Filetypes supported: TXT, JPG, GIF, BMP, PNG, SWF, JPEG, ARJ, RAR, ZIP, ACE, EXE, TXT, NFO, TXT, DOC, MP3, WAV, XLS, PDF; Files are hosted as long they are active, which means they delete files that haven't been loaded for 30 days; Max filesize is 600 KB.

FreeUpload - "Free Upload" offers free image uploading and hosting, with direct linking allowed (hotlinking) and no signup required, so can be used for message board avatars, online auctions, personal websites, etc. You can upload 1 file at a time via browser upload form.

Limitations: File size limit 500 KB; No storage space or bandwidth limit; File types allowed: JPG, GIF, BMP, PNG, JPEG.

This is a cool service... just a form to upload an image and then they feedback the URL to paste into whatever format you are using. I uploaded "Lounge Larry" via Free-Webhosts..

11:38 AM

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Putting the stake in the heart of the LOTR merchandising vampire

Mister Nizz

With the release of the final extended DVD in the excellent LORD OF THE RINGS triology directed by Peter Jackson, I find myself feeling mixed moods. Whereas I know, intellectually, that I won't be expecting any keen follow-on pressies for Christmas in the future (Jackson is iffy about THE HOBBIT, at best, so future expansion in the same universe is doubtful), and that's too bad. On the other hand, perhaps it's time to put all the truckloads of LOTR inspired action figure, happy meal toys and badly devised 'classics with a LOTR theme to make them sell' to rest , finally, in the budget bin palookaville that they have earned.

Risk LOTR looks pitiful... and LOTR Stratego? What genius came up with that one? What's next?

Well, Mark Kissel postulates just what that might be in
Lord of the Rings, Paste-a-theme" over on the geek. Pretty funny stuff.

4:44 PM

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Happy New Year... I hope 2005 doesn't suck too bad

Mister Nizz

Welcome back to work, everyone... those that didn't take a nice long week off, like myself, I commiserate with you. We had a fun little New Years. I did indeed end up taking the family to FAIRFAX FIRST NIGHT which was somewhat of a surprise in that we ALL had a good time, myself included. The event was geared towards the kids somewhat but they did make a valiant effort to keep us parents involved. There was faux ice skating (odd little dull skates on plastic tile), stand up comedians, music of all sorts, face painting, balloon tying, pies in the face, clowns and tons of inflatable bouncy things... not to mention hot apple cider and coffee if required. Early on in the evening it was hellish... long lines and impatient kids & parents. I enjoyed a little bit of street theater as one defensive dad got into a donnybrook with a somewhat white-trashy mom. "YOU are a common piece of crap, woman!" he shouts, stalking off. She returns with about ten cops to haul the guy away for verbal abuse, but alas, he has flown the coop. All the while, the kids bounce on the moonbounce, totally oblivious to the great people-watching opportunities I was getting. The later it got, the more jaundiced the ride operators got and the kiddies got to got through the line a few dozen times. I had fun later reminiscing with a street juggler with a bit of a chip on his shoulder, while Anne and Garrett went through the Atomic Moon Bounce a gazillion times (get tired kids.. that's it... yessss). We made a couple of flamboyant (and embarassing-- for me) attempts to pass clubs back and forth before I gave it up to watch instead. We tried waiting in line for carriage rides, but that was ONE event where the lines never got shorter. Sigh. The evening ended with a ho-hum laser light show that just screamed "Canned", and a countdown live video of the "Rotary Clock" striking midnight. Not bad.